Things that do not exist in Paris that I need to exist in Paris:

1. The word "Awkward"

2. An IHOP

3. The word "Awesome"

4. Pepperoni

5. A Doggy Bag

6. The word "creep" or "creeper"

7. On the go cups

8. Practice rooms with no one in them. That are open. Constantly.

9. Water that does not dry out my skin and hair.

10.The word "Awkward"